In 2015, this all came to a head with Christine Sydelko’s iconic “Merry Chrysler” Vine which captured corporate holiday mania, quickly becoming a holiday expression. In the past decade, cars have become an easy target as these brands nationally push for you to buy, buy, buy a car with a bow when you barely have any money. Cars, as bad as they are, have long been tied to the American spirit, which ties back to sales language dating back to World War II. The “Happy Honda Days” phrase, idea, and general holidays-via-cars seems to capture a collective white flag that these times mean nothing if not to shop, that brands have hijacked everything good in this world, and that we only exist to be squeezed of our money. The above is why – but also know that I’m not alone in this expression. Barbara Kruger weeps.Īround this time of year, I get messages from friends, followers, and total strangers asking what’s up with the Hondas. Nothing captures the true spirit of America like forgoing goodwill and charity for corporate oil monsters intended to run over the baby Jesus.
The reason behind this is multi-tiered: I had been saying “Happy Honda Days” for years during the holidays, which evolved into writing about the environmental impact of seemingly benign vehicles and showing off all the cute outfits I wore while catching the bus or walking or biking, all to capture the consumer-secular abyss that is Christmas in America, a place where language has become an act of war. This is actually very informative, for anyone dealing with debt collectors: they’re coming for your social – and don’t make a joke about it.įor the past six years, I’ve done this really dumb thing where I take photos of myself with Hondas from December 1 until December 25. "do not screencap it with ‘lol they found me’" "While Buttigieg was supportive of Christine Blasey Ford" This was major! Fuck the Queen! Long live Rihanna! Also Mia Mottley is a badass. "Barbados will become a republic this week" It’s over, folks! And change is coming fast. In light of this news – and as others have pointed out – a reminder that in 2020 a rich Republican bought a major stake in the company and wanted to kick Jack out. Twitter CEO steps down, leaves company at a crossroads We’ll see what happens with this!ĭollar stores, 2-buck Chuck, & dollar pizza slice. These questions offer some insight into making your decision!Ĭure Type 1 Diabetes? For One Man, It Worked.Įven if this one individual had their diabetes turned around, this is remarkable. What’s most remarkable is that, rightly so, are criticism that Western countries hoarded vaccines. Here are 70 sex memes that capture the universal experience of gettin' it on.As Omicron Circles Globe, African Nations Blamed & Banned
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